Cukes

I'm not sure why I have so much trouble growing cucumbers.  It looks like it should be growing like my squash...it's all vine-like with blooms.  But for whatever reason the cucumber plant is not happy in my garden.  The leaves look half-eaten or half-dead and it's not growing as fast as the squash plants. So, here's a healthy looking one I found on the internet and my cucumber plant:

If we were to imagine the cucumber plants as humans, here's how they would compare:

The first is a normal person, the second is a person grown in the Chris Bantz Garden.  I'll find the cure for zombie and my plant shall thrive.